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Yoda at cDonaldsCUSTOMER 1: "How's that Big Mac?" CUSTOMER 2: "Fine." CUSTOMER 1: "Hey! Who's that over there?" CUSTOMER 2: "Yoda." CUSTOMER 1: "What?!" CUSTOMER 2: "Yeah, he comes in here all the time..." CLERK: "Oh, hello, Master Yoda! Can I take your order?" YODA: "Ooooohhhh. Clerk you are, yes?" CLERK: "Um... Yes, sir." YODA: "Heh, heh, heh... Minimum wage... Ha, ha, ha..." CLERK: "If you'd like to spend some more time looking at the menu, I can take the next person behind y--glerk!" [Yoda grabs his collar] YODA: "You have no patience. A Jedi must have patience..." CLERK: [Croaking] "I'm sure... Could you let go of my collar?... Thank you." YODA: "Order I will. Take it will you..." CLERK: "Okay. Okay. What will you have?" YODA: "Extra Value Meal! Hee, hee! Oooohhh, Super Size Fries..." CLERK: "And what to drink?" YODA: "Pepsi." CLERK: "Uh--We don't have Pepsi." YODA: "Pepsi, or Diet Pepsi... There is no Coke." CLERK: "Um... Um... I'm really, sorry... Would you like Dr. Pepper?" YODA: "Hmmm. Yes. It will do." CLERK: "Can I interest you in an apple pie or swirl cone?" YODA: "Apple pie. Swirl Cone. A Jedi desires not these things." CLERK: "Okay. That'll be Three Thirty-fi..." YODA: "Wait! Wait! What is that?!" CLERK: "Um, the new Happy Meal..." YODA: "Happy Meal! Happy Meal will I have! New toy surprise has it! Yes! Yes! Happy Meal will I have!" CLERK: "Hamburger or Chicken McNuggets?" YODA: "Hmmm... McNuggets, yesss..." CLERK: "Okay... That'll be Three Fifteen." YODA: [Using the Jedi "mind alter"] "You don't need my money." CLERK: [Hyp-mo-tized] "I have no need for your money." YODA: "Always welcome here, am I." CLERK: "You are always welcome here, Master Yoda..." YODA: "Have I will, a nice day." CLERK: "Have a nice day, Master Yoda." YODA: "Thank you. Heh, heh, heh..." YODA: "Much have you to learn about the ways of the Force, Young Skywalker... Hee, hee. Pass the salt... Hee, hee..." |
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